Thaiidols world : Lakorn - 1 BODY 2 LIVES

Authors Note : Hey wussup yall. Well here's my lakorn. It's sort of a comedy mixed with mystery kinda story.
So just hang in there and enjoy. It might seem confusing in the beginning. As for the characters.... for the
guys I used realistic characters such as Joni, Louis and Dome but as for the girl characters I decided to put
in anonymous people so that YOU can use your imagination. So as you're reading my story maybe you
can pretend that you?re one of the anonymous character in my story (hehehhe) just a thought.
~Imaginazn~

Episode 2

Weeks went by since the day Kiet came back from the hospital and she was beginning to think that she really
was Princess Ava. Although she didn?t feel a connection with the King and Queen Kiet began to call them
mom and dad. Gradually she was adapting the life of a Princess. Although deep inside she knew she didn?t
belong.

Kiet sat inside her room debating on whether she should marry the Prince or not. Eventually she came to the
conclusion she didn?t want to marry him. ?Ava!? The queen shouted from outside, ? Let?s go shopping for a
wedding dress. You know, your wedding is coming up in 2 weeks.? Kiet made a face and opened the door for
the Queen to come in, ?I don?t want to marry that gay guy mom.? The Queen gave her a look and scolded Kiet
for calling the prince, her future husband, GAY GUY. ?I?ll make you a deal Hunnie, you go out on one date with
the Prince and if you decide that you don?t like him then you don?t have to marry him.? ?Why do I have to go
out with him to find out if I hate him when I already know I hate him?? Kiet pouted. The queen shakes her head,
?Take it or leave it?? ?Okay one date,? Kiet said, giving a defeated look.

Louis and his grandma sat at the kitchen table eating their breakfast quietly. Than his grandma broke the
silence, ?So Louis what do you think about the Princess?? Louis grunts, ?Hmmm let me think, she looks, acts
and speaks like a kid out of Salaam. I?m definitely not marrying her. Besides grandma I already have a
girlfriend.? His grandma looks at him angrily, ?Your EX - girlfriend never loved you. She loved your money
more.? ?That?s not the point,? Louis countered, ?The point is I loved her and she had some feelings for me.
Grandma you should have seen the Princess. She doesn?t even speak proper English and she uses a lot of
profanity. She acts like a Tomboy on drugs! Besides she said she didn?t want to marry me anyways.? His
grandma doesn?t listen to his plea and ignores him, ?Today the Princess is coming over and you?re going to
have a candle light dinner with her whether you like it or not!?

Of course both Louis and Kiet didn?t know the plan that her parents and his grandma had for them.

The doorbell rang and the servant announced that the Princess had arrived. Louis went to greet her, ?Welcome
Princess.? ?Okay lets cut the short talk and get this over with,? Kiet said rudely, fiddling with her hair. ?Come
in,? Louis motioned trying not to be rude back. Kiet sat down at the table and began eating as fast as she can,
wanting to get out of there fast. Louis just sat there sipping on his wine, letting his mind wonder off.

Half and hour later both Louis and Kiet were fast asleep, face down on the dinner table. Louis?s grandma
came down from upstairs, ?Are they both asleep?? She asked the servant. ?Yes they are,? the servant
answered. Louis?s grandma smiled, happy that her plan had worked, ?Okay now take both of them into Louis
bedroom and undress both of them.?

Kiet woke up the next morning feeling tired and groggy. She looked around and realized she wasn?t in her own
room. Then she screamed when she realized she was sleeping next to Louis butt naked with nothing but a
blanket draped over her, ?Oh my gosh what the fuck!? Louis groaned, ?What?s wrong Ann?? Kiet looked at
Louis angrily, ?Oh hell no. Who the hell is Ann!? Kiet kicked Louis hard on the hip and Louis woke up abruptly.
?Oyy why did you kick me for?? Then Louis realized that they were both butt naked, ?Whoa what happened??
Louis looked under the blanket to see if he was really naked, ?I told you I don?t kiss on first dates Princess.
Why?d you rape me?? Louis said sarcastically and pulled the cover over his chest as if he was ashamed. Kiet
throws a pillow at Louis ?Me, rape you? I don?t think so!? Kiet began pounding Louis?s chest, ?Girls don?t
rape guys! Guys rape girls!? Louis grabs both of Kiets fist, ?Stop it!? Kiet continues to pound on Louis. Then
Louis grabbed both of her fist and laid down on top of her and began kissing her. Suddenly Louis?s grandma
along with Kiet?s parents walked in pretending to be shocked at what they were seeing. ?Louis I?m very
disappointed in you! How can you do this to the Princess?? His grandma shouted pointing an accusing finger
at him. ?Grandma it?s not what it looks like. I don?t know what happened last night but I definitely feel that
nothing happened between me and the Princess.? The queen gasped, ?Nothing happened? We just walked in
on you on top of our daughter and you say nothing happened? You have to take responsibility Prince.?
?But..........? Than Louis realized there was no sense in arguing and nods sadly. ?Of course.? ?Mom, I don?t
want to marry him! He raped me. Can?t we just go on with our lives. Pretend none of this happened okay??
The king shakes his head, ?Get dress Ava.? All three of the grown ups walks outside and smiles at each other,
satisfied that Louis and Kiet had fallen for their trick. Louis turned and looked at the Princess and realized how
upset she was about the whole situation, ?Look I?m sorry Princess.? Kiet looks at Louis tears beginning to
trickle down her cheeks, ?Sorry won?t make everything better!?

Joni walked by Ava?s shack and saw her standing there looking at something, ?What you looking at Kiet??
?Come here Joni.? Ava motioned. Joni walked over to Ava with a confused look, ?Wussup?? Ava points to the
ragged old sarong she was wearing preparing to take a shower, ?This thingy won?t stay on Joni.? Joni laughs
hysterically, ?Maybe because you?re wearing it backwards. You see this part belongs in the front, not the
back.? Joni helps Ava tuck her sarong on snuggly above her chest, ?There you go. Now try taking a shower.?
Ava looks at Joni. standing there staring at her. Joni throws his hands up, ?What?? Ava waves her hands
dismissing Joni, ?You could go stand over there Joni. I?ll call you if I need help.? ?Okay I?ll be right there,? Joni
says turning his back, ?Just hollar if you need anything.? A few minutes later Joni hears Ava screaming. ?Kiet
what?s wrong?? Joni asked rushing to her side. To his surprise when he got to Ava she was standing there
clutching her sarong. Joni gives Ava a teasing look, ?What?s wrong?? ?Come here Joni. My thang thang
almost came out this time. Your method of wearing a sarong is not working!? Joni couldn?t help but laugh,
?You know when we were younger we used to take showers butt naked together. We never had to worry about
your sarong falling down.? Ava rolls her eyes, ?That was when we were younger. Now I?m all grown up. I can?t
go around taking naked showers with you anymore.? ?Okay let me try again.? Joni grabs the top of the sarong
from Ava?s hand, his hand brushing against hers, and ties the top of it around her neck. Joni steps back and
looks at her, ?There I guarantee it won?t fall this time.? Ava kisses Joni lightly on the cheeks, ?Thanks.? Joni
blushes and rubs his cheek, ?No problemo.? Joni walks off smiling at himself, ?Wow Kiet is way more
adorable than she used to be. She?s like a whole different person.?

?Sawadee took took koon ka (krup),? Kiet and Louis says in unisons as they?re welcoming people to their
wedding. The honored guests walks by commenting the prince and Princess. ?Oh hoy Princess and Prince you
two are perfect together.? ?You guys were meant to be!? ?You look so cute together.? Kiet and Louis smiles
politely. After all the guests arrive the Prince and Princess walks to the altar and the Priest begins the
ceremony. After announcing they?re husband and wife the priest ends the ceremony, ?You may kiss the
bride.? Louis and Kiet looks at each other hesitating. ?Let?s get this over with,? Louis begins to lift Kiets veil to
kiss her, ?Don?t kiss me,? Kiet whispers quietly through clenching teeth. Louis chuckles at Kiet, ?and Why
should I listen to you?? Kiet searches desperately for a reason, ?Ummm I didn?t brush my teeth this morning. I
have bad breath.? The priest clears his throat, ?You may kiss the bride!? Louis smiles and looks out to the
crowd, ?Aww how cute. Everybody my little princess is shy,? Louis gives Kiet a crooked smile, ?Would you
kiss me if I told everyone to close their eyes hunnie? Okay everybody close your eyes.? Everybody cracks up at
Louis?s little joke. Kiet puts one arm behind Louis?s head and pulls on his ear, ?Ouch,? Louis whispered
wincing in pain. Kiet smiles ?That?s what you get for embarrassing me.? Louis pulls Kiet close to him and
kissed her on the cheek. ?Bastard!? Kiet whispers quietly but angrily. Louis speaks under his breath, ?Look
happy, The crowd is looking at you.? Kiet turns to the crowd and fakes a smile.

After the recession Kiet and Louis went to their honeymoon house tiredly. Of course Louis forgot that he had
loaned that house to his friend Ananda. Louis?s best friend Ananda awaited their arrival, ?Welcome to your
honeymoon sweet Newly weds.? Louis nods his head, ?Thank you thank you but do you mind?? ?Of course
not,? Ananda replies, ?I?ll leave you two alone.? Ananda grabs his car keys but Kiet grabs hold of Ananda?s
arm, ?Don?t leave me alone with him,? Kiet pouts pointing to Louis, ?He?s a mean mean gay guy! He?ll rape
me!? Louis folds his arms over his chest, ?This won?t be the first time will it Prncess?? Kiet throws Louis an
angry look, ?Shut up!? Ananda laughs, ?She?s adorable Louis, way cuter than the girls you used to date back
when we were at school in UCLA? then He prys Kiet?s fingers off his arm one by one, ?I promise you Princess,
Louis won?t bite. He?ll be gentle.? Kiet throws Ananda a disgusted look, ?How would you know if he?s gentle
or not huh? Unless you been there?? Ananda looks at Louis confused and points to Kiet , ?This is the Princess
that you said graduated from Harvard and everything right?? Louis nods his head, ?Yup.? Ananda rubs his
chin, ?Then why is her English so bad?? Kiet rolls her eyes and begins to speak in her intellectual voice, ?Duh
you can?t understand me because my intelligence is way higher than yours.? Ananda looks at Kiet confused,
?What the heck?? Kiet lets out an impatient breath in other words you?re not as smart as I am. Dur! So I?ll just
put what I just said in simpler terms for slow minded people like you.? Louis laughs, ?She got you there
Ananda.? Ananda smiles mischievously at the Kiet, ?Okay Princess please enlighten me with your great
intelligence!? Ananda says sarcastically. Kiet puts one arm on Louis and the other on Ananda, ?Are you two
gay lovers?? Louis and Ananda both burst out with loud laughter. Kiet stomps her feet, ?What are you guys
laughing at?? Louis holds his stomach to stop from laughing, ?What makes you think Ananda and I are gay.?
?It?s only obvious. You both have long hair and you are the only two living in this house! Why would two guys
live together in an isolated house, unless they were gay? Besides you guys really do look GAY!? Louis motions
for Kiet to sit near him, ?Come here Princess let me tell you a secret.? Kiet sits next to Louis curious to know
what his secret was. ?Closer Princess,? Kiet scoots her ears closer to Louis?s lips, ?What?s your secret??
Louis kiss Kiet on the cheek and Kiet turns red. Louis and Ananda laughs out loud again. ?Do gay guys do
that?? Ananda questions Kiet still laughing. Kiet stands up and begins to stomp out of the house, ?Aww come
on Princess we were just having fun.? Louis grabs Kiet?s arm and pulls her back to the couch. Kiet lets out a
heavy sigh, ?Look I?m tired I want to rest!? Louis puts up his arms like he was surrendering, ?Okay. Follow me
I?ll take you to your room Princess,? Kiet stands up and Louis bows down, ?After you Princess,? Louis says
mocking her.

Kiet walks into her room and shuts the door. ?Hold up,? Louis says putting pressure against the door so she
couldn?t close it, ?We?re married remember. We share rooms now. Kiet gives Louis a disgusted look, ?Oh
hellllllllllll No I ain?t sharing room with you. You might rape me! Go sleep with your gay boyfriend. I promise I
won?t tell nobody you?re gay.? Louis gives in, ?Okay then.? Louis lets her shut the door and Kiet locks it. Of
course she didn?t know Louis had a key. So she went in the bathroom to shower. Louis heads down stairs to
enjoy a few drinks with Ananda before Ananda heads off.

?Princess Princess...,? Louis whispers, drunk, ?It?s our honeymoon night babe. Why don?t you come out.?
Kiet listens to Louis on the other side of the door, ?How?d you get in here?? Louis laughs, ?This is my house. I
have a key to every room. Including this bathroom. So are you going to come out yourself or you want me to go
in? It?ll be strange doing it in the bathroom but I?m willing to try new stuff.? Kiet thinks to herself, ?Eww this foo
is nasty.? Eventually she gave an exasperated sigh and opens the bathroom door hard and Louis stumbles to
the floor. Louis lies on the floor not moving. Kiet rolls her eyes, ?Louis are you dead?? Louis stares at Louis
lying on the floor and sees him begin to move, ? God what did I ever do to you to deserve this kind of torture??
Kiet drags Louis to the bed like a wheel barrel and stares at him lying there. Kiet begins to pace around the
room, ?Gosh what happened to all the servants and where am I suppose to sleep??

Louis groans as the sun shines in his drowsy eyes. He extends his hand to feel for Kiet. Then wakes up
abruptly when he realized he was sleeping alone. Louis jumps off his bed to look for Kiet thinking she ran away.
?Ouch you ass hole,? a small breathless voice came from under his feet. ?Princess!? Louis yells surprised to
see Kiet sleeping on the floor, ?What are you doing on the floor?? Louis swoops Kiet up and lays her on the
bed and lies next to her with his arms draped around her. Kiet tries to move away from Louis. ?If you move I?ll
kiss you Princess.? Louis threatens her teasingly. ?Eww you didn?t brush you teeth yet. Get away from me!?
Kiet lies on the bed putting her hands on her aching hips where Louis stepped on her, ?What did I ever do to
you to deserve this kind of shiet?? Louis takes a strand of hair away from his eyes, ?I told you already, you
could have broken off the engagement anytime. But Noooooo you said you wanted to be rich. Now here you
are.? ? I think I?m paralyzed,? Kiet said with an exaggerated tone. Louis makes a shocking noise, ?Was I that
good last night! Gee thanks. Considering I was drunk and all I didn?t think I would perform that good.? Kiet
looks at Louis confuse, ?Good? I?m aching all over and you said you were good?? Louis laughs at Kiets clue
less ness, and begins to caress her hips, ?I promise next time I?ll be more gentle. Next time I won?t just do you.
I?ll make LOVE TO YOU.? Kiet made a face not knowing what Louis was talking about, ?Take your hands off
of me and what the heck are you talking about? Louis laughs loudly, ?You have no idea what I?m talking about
huh?? Louis looks at Kiet childishly and whispers into her ear, ?SEX!? Kiet knees Louis in the nuts and jumps
out of the bed. ?Oy!? Louis shouts putting one hand over his thang thang. Louis rolls over in bed making painful
noises. After watching Louis for a while Kiet began to feel bad about what she did, ?Are you okay? I didn?t
mean to aim there. It was just a reaction,? Kiet says apologetically. Louis looks up his pain sort of relieved by
Kiet?s words, ?You got some good aim girl!? Kiet got some ice out of the refrigerator, ?Here?s some ice,?
Kiet says handing Louis the ice. Louis looks at Kiet, ? You hurt my little brother now you have to make him feel
better.? Kiet rolls her eyes, ?What, you want me to sing your teeny little weeny a lullaby.? ?Hey don?t call my
little brother Teeny little weeny. I am shocked and appalled. He?s not teeny. He?s pretty big for an Asian guy!?
Kiet throws the ice on Louis and laughs, ?Whatever!? Than there was a knock on the door. Obviously someone
was very angry. Louis opened the door and his eyes opened wide when he saw who it was.....................

..........TO BE CONTINUED ....

[ Episode 1 ]

Continued ---> [ Episode 3 ]


' 1 BODY 2 LIVES ' Episode 2		Story by : IMAGINAZN