Thaiidols world : Lakorn - MISS COINCIDENTALLY

AUTHORS NOTE: HELLO WELL I HOPE YOU TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY LAKORN. I KNOW ITS A LITTLE LONG BUT PLEASE JUST BARE WITH IT HEHEH. OHHH ALSO I HOPE YOU DON?T FEEL OFFENDED WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE IM DISSING YOUR STAR OR SOMETHING. I JUST DO IT TO KEEP YOU IN SUSPENSE DON?T THINK I DO IT INTENTIONALLY JUST TO DISS YOUR STAR . OKIE ENJOY NA KAAAA.

The little boy waves goodbye to his bully as she goes up the airplane headed for California. They were the
same age but the little boy was not physically built like his bully. So for many years he went through lots of
torture. Although she was his bully and he didn?t enjoy the times that she locked him in the garage, tied him
to the trees, or used him for punching practice they had been living with each other for a long time, ever
since her parents died, Louis mom had taken her in. The little boy was going to miss her a lot.
The little girl stepped into the plane and turned around and said ?SEE YA TWIRP? with an evil smile ?I?LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, CRY BABY.? She knew she was going to miss him a lot as well.

TEN YEARS LATER

SCENE 1

The sun beats down on Louis, as he lies on the couch in his room. Louis fell asleep waiting for Joni to come
pick him up to go to the airport to pick up Teya. Joni walks in and sees that Louis is asleep. Walks over and
screams into Louis ear:

JONI: LOUIS WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOUIS: OYYYYYY BAAAAAHHH LAEWWWW
(Louis yawns and stretches still envisioning the face of the young woman he saw in his dreams. Then opens
his eyes to see Joni grinning at him)

LOUIS: (with an awkward smile) Awwwww man you just woke me up from the best dream ever.

JONI: (with sarcasm) Yeah well you know, I just thought I should bring you out of your misery cause you were drooling dude. I thought u might drown.

(Louis laughs and throws a pillow playfully at Joni)

JONI: So why was your dream so good this time???? You be pimping huh Louis. Every time you lay you head
down on that pillow you see girls girls girls !!!!

LOUIS: Ahem you can stop right there I?m true to Teya (laughs) unlike somebody in here one girl after
another I think you won the worlds ugliest playa award in Thailand!!!

(Laughs hysterically)

JONI: I aint not PLAYA (jokingly) I just PIMP!!

(Both boys laughs)

LOUIS: Man it took you long enough to get here Joni. So which young lady were you stalking this time??

JONI: (laughs) Naw there was no girl. (Looks at Louis innocently) ..... But there was this hottie!!! Man from
behind she was like WHOAA but when she turned around she was like NO!! She turned out to be a
HE!!!! (Pretends he?s sobbing)

(Louis laughs hysterically)

(Louis jumps off the couch and checks himself out in the mirror)

JONI: (jokingly) Man sometimes you make me wonder if you really are a guy (laughs) I think you take more
time to get ready to go out then a girl does.

LOUIS: Well I gotta look good for my girl you know. I mean don?t you want to look good when you go out in
public??? (Pauses and looks at Joni awkwardly) Well I can see why you don?t care about your appearance
(pauses and looks at himself and examines Joni) It?s hard to make yourself look good when you?re born
looking like a beaver huh Joni!!!

(Joni punches Louis arm. Louis mom yells from the living room.)

MOM: Louis....................

LOUIS: Krup maaaaa????

MOM: Do me a favor Louis. You?re going to the airport to pick up Teya right? Well while you?re over there could you pick up Nat too?? Stuart was suppose to pick her up but an emergency came up.

LOUIS: Uhhhhhh MOM............ Who?s Nat......

JONI: Is she kyute kruppp????

(Louis elbows Joni)

JONI: umphhhhh What I do wrong?????

LOUIS: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MOM: Nat is coming down from California

(Mom walks into Louis room. Louis sees the mischevious smile his mom had on her face and realizes that his mom was hiding some extra infomation about this nat girl)

LOUIS: Hmmmm California that sounds familiar. Ummm ma Krup are u hiding something from me??

MOM: NOoo what makes you think that I?m hiding something????

LOUIS: Well you never smile like that unless you are hiding something.

JONI: Come on Louis give your mom a break.

MOM: (hands Louis a sign with Nat?s name on it) Here just hold this sign up and I called her and gave her a
description of you already. So she knows who you are already.

LOUIS: Okay Mom, I?ll pick her up for you.

MOM: You two better get going.
(Joni and Louis heads out the door)

SCENE 2

(At the airport) Teya arrives at the airport with her friend Ashley. Teya sees Louis and smiles.
TEYA: Hey Louis. How have you been hunnie you miss me???

LOUIS: (smiles) Of course babe been thinking bout you.

JONI: Soooooo who?s your friend????

TEYA: (giggles) This is Ashley. Ash meet Joni and Louis. Joni and Louis meet Ashley.

(Joni and Louis shakes Ashley?s hand)

TEYA: Okay lets get going.

JONI: Ummmm aren?t you forgetting something Louis???? No wait aren?t you forgetting SOMEONE????

LOUIS: Oh yeah huh almost forgot. Good thing you?re here Joni.

TEYA: (suspiciously) HUYYYYYY WHO?S THIS SOMEONE??

ASHLEY: OOOOOOooooooooooo someone getting JEALOUS!!!(Laughs)

(Teya steps on Ashley?s feet. Louis walks over and puts his arm around Teya)

LOUIS: AAwwwwww babe it aint like that.

JONI: Yeah Teya turn that frown upside down.

ASHLEY: (Grinning at Teya) Yeah girl cheer up!!!

(Nat walks up as everybody?s attention was turned to Teya and Louis)

NAT: Ummm excuse me is there anyone here named Louis???

(Everybody turns their attention to Nat. Teya throws Louis an accusing stare)

JONI: (hypnotized by the exotic beauty. Points to Louis) Yeah the dude with the long hair is Louis. How?d
you know Louis was coming to pick you up huh Nat???

NAT: (smiles and points to her cellular phone) Mrs. Scott gave me a call. How did you know my name is Nat???

JONI: Not many girls in Thailand have the exotic beauty you have (winks at Nat)
(Nat giggles and extends her hand out to shake everybody hand. Louis introduces himself)

LOUIS: Hi, I?m Louis.

NAT: (sarcastically) yes I know you?re Louis, about time you introduced yourself (giggles)

TEYA: (rolls her eyes impatiently) Ummmm you can let go of her hand now maybe we should get going.
(Louis and Nat releases each others hand abruptly. Louis introduces Teya and Ashley. Nat turns her attention to Teya and Ashley)

NAT: (cheerfully) Wuzzup!
(Teya and Ashley look at Nat and walks to the car bumping into Nat on purpose. Nat drops some of her
stuff. Teya turns around and giggles)

TEYA: OOOoopsss. Hmmmm how would ghetto people say this (pauses) ummm is it (mimicking Nat's
slang) MAH BADDD.

ASHLEY: (laughs) yeah that's how ghetto people talk. Hey Nat let me give you a tip lose the ghetto slang of
yours and you?ll probably fit in.

NAT: Hmmmm I wonder how high class people would react to what you just did to me....... (pauses).....is
it...(mimicking Teya and ASH)............ EXCUSE YOU BYTCHHHH...... no wait I forgot, that?s how us ghetto
people would respond to your ignorance.(laughs)

LOUIS: Okay there?s no need for name calling here. We should get going.
(Teya grabs Louis arms and urges him to the car with Ash following behind. Joni stays behind to help Nat pick up her stuff)

NAT: (sarcastically) HUyyyyy somebody missed their menstruating cycle today either that or she is just PMSing big time today.

(Joni laughs)

JONI: She isn?t usually like that.

NAT: Yeah and I see Louis hasn?t changed much. Still the little twirp he?s always been since we were young.

JONI: Louis, LITTLE TWIRP????? I don?t know about the LITTLE part Louis looks pretty big to me.

(Nat laughs)

NAT: We should get going. We don?t want MISS THANG to be waiting too long.

SCENE 3

All reaches Louis?s house. Everybody steps out of the car. Louis gets a good look at Nat for the first time
and realizes that she looked very familiar.

LOUIS: Nat have we met before?????

NAT: (giving Louis and evil smile) Hmmmm I don?t know Louis, Have we met before?????
(Louis mom comes out to the front to greet everybody)

MOM: NAT!!!!!!!!!
(Louis mom and Nat runs over to each other and embraces each other with a warm hug as everybody
looked at them strangely wondering with many questions running through their heads. Nat and Louis mom
lets go of each other and looks at each other)

MOM: Awwww I miss you sooo much. You?ve changed a lot. What happened to you. You?re so skinny now.

NAT: Aowww maa I miss you too kaaa and you haven?t changed a bit. You?re still as young as ever.
(Louis and Joni and TEya and Ash walks over to join Nat and Louis mom. Louis mom looks at Louis)

MOM: Nat does Louis knows who you are? I bet he doesn?t even recognize you huh Nat. You?ve changed so
drastically, I mean I almost didn?t recognize you.

LOUIS: Aowwww maaa I do recognize her.... (pauses and grins)......... I just don?t know who she is.
(Louis mom slaps Louis on the arm and laughs)

MOM: Look at her Louis........ don?t you remember her????

NAT: (Looks at Louis and punches him in the arm) Wuzzup TWIRP kiet tung chun roo plow kaaaaa??? I told
you I?d be back soon cry baby!
(Louis mom and Joni laughs at Nat?s remark. Teya and Ash stands there speechless)

LOUIS: Ohhhhhh my gosh................Don?t tell me.......... YOU?RE THE BULLY
(Nat nods in agreement to Louis statement. Out of excitement of seeing his old time bully Louis hugs Nat
and swings her around. Nat screamss)

NAT: Aaahhhh I didn?t know you missed me that much TWIRP!!!

LOUIS: (puts Nat down) Hmmmmm if I were you I wouldn?t be calling me a TWIRP anymore........... after all
Nat you are only as tall as my shoulder.
(Everybody laughs except for Teya and Ash)

JONI: Louis is right Nat... you ARE only as tall as his shoulder.............. (laughs)

NAT: I wouldn?t be talking about SHORT if I were you Joni ........ I?m shorter then Louis but I?m suppose to
be shorter than he is because I?m younger .................... What?s your excuse for being shorter than Louis
huh Joni?

LOUIS: Hey hey can?t blame Joni for having short genes can we??/

NAT: Who told you to bud in huh Louis???? Don?t make me and Joni team up on you and use your ass as a
punching bag

JONI: (laughs) YEAH LOUIS DON?T MAKE ME AND NAT USE YOUR ASS AS A PUNCHING BAG.

LOUIS: I wouldn?t mind Nat using MY ASS as a punching bag ................ I don?t know about you Joni........ I
don?t appreciate guys touching my ass (laughs) or maybe it?s more fair for the two of you to team up on me
huh....... since two of you short people equals one of me tall person!!!

NAT: Aie baaaahhhhhh I didn?t mean it that way TWIRP

LOUIS: You call me twirp one more time imma throw you up in the air like a rag doll Nat!!!!
(everybody laughs. Louis mom breaks in)

MOM: Okay Okay you three. You?re all heated up in this conversation you forgot all about Teya and her
friend. Let?s all go inside okay.
(Joni and Nat and Ash walks in with Louis mom. Louis turns around to see an angry Teya glaring at him.)

LOUIS: Ummmm Hunnnie Sugar bunnniee Ummmm don?t be mad at me okay babe. You know I didn?t mean to do it........................
(Teya just gives Louis an angry look and walks past Louis and into the house without saying a word. Louis follows behind)..........

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MISS COINCIDENTALLY [ scene 1-3 ]	Story by : IMAGINAZN