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- Cat English
- Utsada Panichkul (Utt)
- Tik Pondee (best friend of Utt)
- Amy Klingpratum ( best friend of Cat)

Chapter 1


(the alarm had set off 12:00 pm in the afternoon. Utt was still sleepy from partying.He couldn’t get his ass up, the only energy he had was to turn off his alarm clock.Without lookin’ at the time. Layin’ on his bed lazily he went to sleep scratchin‘ his ass. than a knock on the door. It was his sister , Amy. Amy was his only lil sister.His parents died 10 years ago in a car accident when Utt was 14 years old and Amy was 12 years old.)

-Utt- (gettin’ off the bed walkin’ towards the door) Damn stop knockin’ I’m comin’ !

-Amy-(yellin’ behind the door) Well, hurry up

-Utt-(openin’ the door) What’s the rush early in the mornin’ ?

-Amy- U call this the mornin’ ? Rise and shine! It’s lunch time, the afternoon already! Hurry up, get dress.

-Utt- Y?

-Amy- I need u to take meeh to the airport..

-Utt- U decided to move out of the country? Huh?

-Amy-(laffing) HAHAHAHA.......hell no of course not! Besides where/who would I get my money or allowance from, plus I’m afraid that u might cry cuz u miss meeh.

-Utt-As if! It would be more easier for me to get u off my back. It is like gettin’ a pig off my back, so no more piggyback on meeh. So y do u need meeh to take u to take u to the airport.

-Amy- Ooooooh..... just to pick up an old friend, I’ve known her since I was 5 years old.

-Utt-Is she cute, pretty, skinny, come on lil sis give meeh some details.

-Amy- Oh yah she is what u just have said, now! I’ll be waitin’ for u downstairs in 5 minutes.

-Utt- Guaranteed to be downstairs in just 5 minutes!

-Amy-(waiting downstairs lookin’ at her watch) I thought he said 5 minutes

-Utt-(comin’ down the stair steps) It is 5 minutes like I said.

-Amy- Yah u mean 5 minutes multiply by 6 of it. U spent so long lookin’ like this, u look even uglier since i saw u in the mornin’(laffing) I don’t want to get there late and I don’t want her to get mad at meeh for bein’ late either!

-Utt- If she’s mad cuz ur late, than she’ll forgive u when she sees my good looks.

-Amy-(pullin’ Utt cheek to the car) Less chit chattin’ the more time we get to the airport early.

-Utt-(both gettin’ in to the car) (moanin’ loudly) OOOOOOouch that hurts, be careful Amy u might ruin my good handsome looks!

-Amy- Shut up and hurry up we’re gonna be late!

(So out the drive way they go to the airport. On the way there Utt had ask a lot of questions, but Amy refuse to tell and still came out with the same answer.)

-Utt- Amy what is ur friends name?

-Amy-Its for meeh to know and u to find out.

-Utt- Oh yah, what do u mean by old friend, r u tellin’ meeh that I know her?

-Amy- Its for meeh to know and u to find out.

-Utt-Is she even pretty? Do u have a picture of her to show meeh how pretty or ugly she is?

-Amy- Like I said “Its for me to know and u to find out.”

-Utt-Oh come on give me a break!

-Amy- Nope! Like I had said before “Its for --” (interrupted by Utt)

-Utt-”me to know and u to find out,” right?

-Amy-Right!

(By the time they got to the airport it was 1:40 PM. They were 15 minutes early. 3 minutes had past Utt was waitin’ anxiously for the mystery gurl to arrived.)

-Utt- Amy I need to go to the restroom, be back soon.

-Amy- Aight, whatever! Take ur time.

(As Utt was walkin’ to the restroom his mind started to daydream of how pretty fine the mystery gurl looks and how sexy she dress. Gettin’ closer to the restroom, BOOM, he had bump into a gurl and both fell to the floor the same time. The gurl he bump into was Cat.)

-Utt- (still lookin’ down and complainin’) Damn, people these days should watch out where there goin’!

(Utt had that mad expression on his face.)

-Cat-(sayin’ softly) I’m very sorry, I’m in a hurry...

-Utt- (still layin’ on the floor) In a hurry...huh? HAHAHA, in hurry to go where? To go to the restroom..?

-Cat-Yes! I’d forgotten my makeup bag in the restroom... here let me help u up.

-Utt- Of course u should, how do u think I got down here... huh?

-Cat-(reachin’ out her hand to Utt) Here give me ur hand...

(Utt givin’ his hand to Cat and took a look at her. Suddenly the expression on Utt face change from angry too happy. He was amazed of how pretty Cat look, he had never seen any gurl hotter than the one he had dated in the past. Utt look at her from head to toe. Cat hair was long shiny layer hair. She wore black knee length slit skirt with a beige embroidery tube top that goes with black high heels. As Utt had gotten up he stared without even blinkin’ for a few seconds.)

-Utt-(Starin’ at Cat’s face.) MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My my my look at what god had sent me ....I’ve been bless from above with the most beautiful angel on earth. Oh yah, let me help u. R u alright? Ur not hurt right?..Cuz if u r I’ll call the ambulance.

-Cat- Nope, I’m fine. Its alright, its OK its my fault I wasn’t watchin’ where I was goin’ that is why I bump into u.

-Utt-Its also my fault too I was daydreamin’. So....Hi! My name is Utt, Utsada Panichkul, and urs?

(Cat had a spark of who Utt was on her mind, she was silent for a few seconds. Cat rush thru the crowd towards the restroom without answerin’ Utt.)

-Utt-(runnin’ after Cat and yellin’) Wait! Wait! I don’t even know ur name yet!

(Quickly into the ladies restroom Cat went in. Utt manage to stopped in front to the ladies restroom door. He’s willin’ to wait outside and get her name and number. Inside the restroom Cat was mad and shock. Lookin’ through the door as every female enter and exit the door she saw Utt waitin’ outside.)

-Cat-(talkin’ to herself) Damn the nerve of that guy, still the same 17 years ago.

(Meanwhile, Utt was still waitin’, his spare time waitin’ for Cat he manage to signal and tried flirtin’ with pretty gurls as they come in and out of the restroom. And for Cat she was changin’ her look so she won’t be recognize by Utt. She went from changin’ her clothes, removin’ her make up, lookin’ plain, straightenin’ her hair with water, and removin’ her contact lens to wearin’ her glasses. Changin’ her looks was a success she look different from head to toes. As she left she coincidently bump in to Utt again.)

-Cat-(lookin’ at Utt in shock) I’m sorry please excuse me.

-Utt-(lookin’ at Cat he got chills down his back he was scare of how she look) Damn gurl u need a serious new makeover. Did u got dress in the dark this mornin’ or did ur grandmother dress u up this mornin’? Oh well I got an advice for u, u should get a make over or if that don’t work there is 2 more advice I should give u.

-Cat- What r u talkin’ about?

-Utt- Oh please u know what I’m talkin’ about.

-Cat- But......

-Utt- But..But what? R u tryin’ to tell meeh that beauty come from skin deep.. is that it. Well yah, I know that, but u should know somthing else about beauty of ladies. Take it from meeh I’m a man. Ladies beauty, shows their real personality, characteristic that is what men like meeh likes.

-Cat-(lookin’ puzzle) Beauty...skin deep...ladies...man ...mens...and personality? Huh? What the hell r u talkin about assho!

-Utt-Ahhhhhh.. A fiesty gurl I like, I would love to date u, but u need to work on ur image a whole lot. Oh yah my to advice to u is #1) stay in ur house forever and never come out cuz u might scare a whole lot of people out of ur neighborhood; and last but not least #2) u should just flip ur uglyass inside out (laffin’)!

-Cat- So u suppose I look ugly....

-Utt- Well technically, yes, that’s what I meant to say....

-Cat-And u suppose u look any better than meeh.

-Utt- Well one point is I look way better than u..right!

(Fill with rage, Cat kick him in between the legs with all the force she got and just walk away like nothin’ just happen. Utt was on the floor moanin’ and groanin’ in pain. A white man soon came and help Utt up.)

-White man- Hey, I know it really hurts, huh? Do you need me to call for medical attention?

-Utt-(lookin’ red and can barely breathe) No man it’s alright, I’ll be fine.

-White man- Suit urself.

(The white man help Utt got up. Utt was in serious pain when he got up.)

-Utt- Thanx u for ur help I appreciate it.

-White man- Ur welcome. (smile) I was watchin’ u far away and saw every thing that happen to u from the black skirt chic to gettin’ kick in between the legs, so I came and help u when u fell to the floor in pain. Wow! I can’t believe that same gurl u went after kick u in between legs. (talkin’ sweetly) So do u have a gurlfriend? Do u need some TLC from a special someone?So what’s ur name?

-Utt-My name is Utt. I don’t have a gurlfriend, I’m lookin’ for a special someone. What do u mean same gurl....

-White man- Didn’t u notice the gurl with the black skirt and the gurl that kick u in between the legs is the same person, really.

-Utt- Oh, really! They are the same person.Thanxs for tellin’ meeh. I appreciate it.(thinkin’ in his mind) I wonder y she kick me and ran away from me and also changed her looks.

-White man-Can I ask u a question?

-Utt-Yah sure.

-White man- OK, can I be ur special someone? I could give u enuff TLC (touchin’ and rubbin’ Utt’s shoulder).

-Utt- I think this white guy is gay (thinkin’ in his mind). UUUmmmmmmm I gotta go!

(Utt runnin’away from the white man, his pain got even worst for runnin’. The white man was runnin’ after’, than finally the white man got tired of runnin’ after Utt. As for Cat she had spotted her friend, her friend was Amy. Amy had been waitin’ to pick up Cat for 15 minutes.)

-Cat-(yellin’ out loud) Amy! Hey Amy! I’m over here Amy!

-Amy-(yellin’ out loud) Cat is that really u!

-Cat- Yes, it’s meeh Cat. How have u been? I miss u.

-Amy- I been fine, I miss u also.

-Cat- I’m very happy to see u in a long long time.

-Amy- Meeh too.

(After Amy and Cat greeted and hugged each other,Amy gazedinto the crowd to look for Utt.)

-Cat- Who are u lookin’ for?

-Amy- I lookin’ for my immature brother, Utt. Do u remember him?

-Cat- I still remember him now and 17 years ago.

-Amy- Have u seen him on ur way here? He told me he needed to go to the restroom and will be back soon.

-Cat-(laffin’) I saw him!

-Amy- Where was the last time u see him?

-Cat- The last time I saw him was on the floor in pain next to the ladies restroom.

-Amy- What!(laffin’ so hard) Do u know how he got down there.

-Cat- Nope not quite sure.

(Lookin’ to the crowd once again, they both spotted Utt limpin’. Amy and Cat laffed histerically as they watch Utt limp up and down.)

-Amy- Looks like someone did a lot of damage to my brother (laffin’).

-Cat- (gigglin’) That someone sure did a whole lot of damage.

-Amy- Wait here I need to go help my brother out.

-Cat- Aight!

(While Amy help Utt out, he glared into the crowd and spotted Cat standin‘ still in the crowd. He stared at her in happiness and in anger and just grinned at her. Amy introduce them both as they were face to face.)

-Amy-Utt this is my our old friend Cat. Cat this is my brother Utt, u remember him.

-Cat- Nice to meet u again, how r u feelin’ now?

-Utt-Yes I feel fine, It was nice meetin’ u again physically, next to the restroom. It’s been along time in 17 years, so long time no see.

-Amy- So u guys still remember each other 17 years ago.

-Cat-Yes I’v never forgotten what had happen the past 17 years ago.

-Utt- Oh yahhhhh.... It’s all comin’ clear. I remember u,the uglyass gurl.I always made fun of u. How come ur not wearin’ the black skirt with the tube top? Why did u change ur clothin’? R u tryin’ to hide from meeh?

-Cat- The reason I change clothes I don’t have to tell u. And I’m not tryin’ to hide from u, besides I have no reason to hide from u.

-Amy- Looks like u two met each other already after a long time.

-Cat- So what happened to u Utt, y did u came limpin’ towards here?

-Utt- Ohh..nothin’! Just some crazy gurl who comes up and wanna flirt with meeh, then she got mad at meeh cuz i wasn’t interested in her and I told her that she was butt ugly.Then she kick me in between my legs for tellin’ her the truth. Damn gurls these days r attracted to my handsome looks. The boys r not interested in the gurls, the gurls get mad cuz they can’t have someone like meeh. That’s story of how I came limpin’.

-Amy- So that is y.

(Cat was furious of the lie that Utt had told she felt that she was gonna explode)

-Cat- So that the real story! Wow it touched my heart when u got kick in between ur legs. That gurl was so smart to kick u. So y we standin’ here? Let’s go to my crib. Hey. Utt I got a gentlemen job for u, u r gonna hold my luggage. To the car we go.

..........TO BE CONTINUED ....