Saravuth role: Secret agent

Sunisa role: Secret agent

The boss: Boss!

Sunisa: I don’t think i need a partner, let me work
alone boss, please!

The boss: Everyone needs someone to work with, there
is no excuse for that. What do you think i am trying
to run here, huh? This is a Secret Agency, if everyone
worked alone, then there would be no more agents
left.

Sunisa: Everyone needs one, but not me, please just
let me work alone, its not like i never worked alone.
Remember Tom he was 33 years old, and his old body
wasn’t even close to mys, i was young and i had to do
a lot of things myself. That proves i can work alone
and stay alive, so please, pretty please (Sunisa had
the puppy look on her face but The boss didn’t fall
for it) Plus, all my partners are all retired, don’t
tell me your going to bring them back? ( She looks at
the boss and he smirk) Oh, your a cruel boss.

The boss: Hey, i am not like that, who said i was
bring them back from retirement, they retired for one
reason ( looking at Sunisa making it seem like she put
them in early retirement) now why would i bring an old
body back?

Sunisa: So what are you trying to say huh? You think
i sent these mens to early retirement? Your making me
look bad (frowning)

The boss: No, not at all, plus this guy i am
arranging as your partner is young, he will work with
you for a long time because you two are about the same
age, about, not quite the same though (laughing) So
report to me tomorrow at 8 o’clock sharp, and don’t be
late.

(Sunisa walking out with a frown on her face)

(The Next morning at 7:30 sharp Saravuth arrives. He
walks in and was greeted with a hand shake.)

The boss: Have a seat, so your the agent my brother
was talking about. I heard you have worked with a lot
of top agents out of Thailand boundaries, impressive!

Saravuth: (Saravuth smiles) Something like that,
sir!

The boss: So are you up for a challenge my with my
agency?

Saravuth: I am up for anything you offer but....
(Saravuth was interrupted)

The boss: Wait, before you say anything else, i am
pairing you up with one of my top agent, so is that
kewl with you?

Saravuth: Oh yeah, thats kewl with me. So, when will
he arrive?

The boss: Oh, he will arrive soon! (smiling) So,
sign here, here and here!

(Saravuth reached for a pen and he signed the first
box, then the second and as he was going for the
third, Sunisa ran in)

Sunisa: (huffing and puffing) oops, am i late? Sorry
boss.

Saravuth: What’s going on?

The boss: Saravuth meet Sunisa, and Sunisa meet
Saravuth.

Sunisa: (smiling wanting to shake his hand but he shy
away so she grab his hand and shook it) Nice to meet
you Saravuth.

(Saravuth was confused)

Sunisa: So boss, where is he? (looking around and
looking pass Saravuth) Is he late, damn!

The boss: He is right in front of you!

Saravuth: What!

Sunisa: ( she stared at him from top to bottom) No,
for real boss (smiling) where is he?
(The boss smiled at Sunisa, it was then she knew he
was not kidding)

Saravuth: Hell no! (pointing at Sunisa, but the boss
smiled at him and nodded)

Sunisa: (slaps his hand down) don’t point at me like
that punk!

(Saravuth ignored her comment the fact that he never,
ever wanted to work with a female because they are
like this)

Saravuth: I am sorry but i only work with mens.

Sunisa: Well, i am sorry too boss. I would like a
much older agent because you see, the young agents i
worked with in the past they can’t keep up with me but
the older agents, dang, they are experienced, and i
love that.

(Saravuth looks at Sunisa as Sunisa had her hands on
her waist)

Saravuth: I am sorry, she is to immature for me.

Sunisa: Fuck you, asshole!

Saravuth: You see what i mean.

(Sunisa wanted to punch him but he grabbed both her
hands and held them)

Saravuth: Boss, i can’t work with her or with any
female. I want to work with a male. Look at her she is
like a little girl.

( Sunisa couldn’t get lose so she kicked him between
his legs, as he grew weak and released her and he fell
to the ground)

Sunisa: (laughing) what happen, why are you red? I
didn’t kick that hard or did i ? (smiling)

(Saravuth still on the ground in pain)

The boss: OoOoOoOoh man, damn, ouch, are you ok?

Sunisa: Don’t worry boss, he will be ok. Now, about
my partner, i rather not have a partner.

(The boss justed nodded, fearing if he didn’t agree
with her, he might be on the ground like Saravuth)

Sunisa: Thanks boss, Bye!

( As Sunisa was leaving both the boss and Saravuth
felted safe, but suddenly Sunisa stopped and both fear
she wanted to do more damage)

Sunisa: Wait, i forgot my purse (smiling) bye again!

( The boss kneels down)

The boss: are you going to let her do that to you?

Saravuth: (grinding his teeth) No, i am going to kill
that girl ( grasping for air)

( The boss was trying to instigate things and that
triggered Saravuth to make him want her as a partner)

The boss: (laughing) Yeah, thats my man.

(Next early morning at 4:30am Saravuth arrives at
Sunisa front door to tell her the news, he wanted to
knock but decide he wanted to piss her by constantly
ringing her door bell. )
((((((((((((ding, dong, ding dong, ding, dong, ding,
dong, ding dong, ding dong))))))))))))))

(Saravuth kept ringing the doorbell and still no one
answer. But inside, their was Sunisa who was tide up
and taped from the mouth. Sunisa could see Saravuth
through the window but he couldn’t see her. As
Saravuth kept ringing the doorbell again, he noticed
her balcony door was open. He decided to climb it,
when he got up he noticed that her room was messy. He
couldn’t believe a pretty girl like her is living like
a pig. He heard a noised downstairs so he went down)

Saravuth: Sunisa? (She nodded as he tried to un-tide
her) what happened to you?

Sunisa: (She slaps him on the face) How dare you come
and ring my doorbell at 4:30 in the morning, you
could’ve ruin my beauty sleep.

Saravuth: (I am a hero he thought to himself) What,
you should be thankful i came this early.

Sunisa: Anyways, thank you!

Saravuth: So, what happened here?

Sunisa: Man, i got robbed. (angry)

Saravuth: How did they get in? Oh, wait a minute, i
think i know, they climbed on the balcony.

Sunisa: How did you know?

Saravuth: I came in that way too!

(Sunisa was frowning and angry because her apartment
was messy)

Saravuth: Why didn’t you scared them off with your
gun?

Sunisa: I couldn’t find it.

Saravuth: Well, clean your room next time, maybe you
can find something.

Sunisa: My room was not messy they messed it up.

Saravuth: Yeah sure. ( He grabs her wrist and looks
at the bruised) Ahh, it will eventually go away.

Sunisa: (Pulls her wrist away) What are you doing
here?

Saravuth: I wanted to tell you the good news and i
also came here to get back at you for kneeing me
yesterday. (As he was looking around the apartment, he
smiled) I guess someone got here before i did.
(Laughing)

Sunisa: Whats the good news?

Saravuth: I am your new partner. (smiling) So what do
you think? Oh come on i ain’t that bad, you should
look at my records.

Sunisa: (crying) like i have a choice to deny you as
my partner, you probably signed the paper already.

Saravuth: Hell yeah, I did! Now go get ready because
we are supposed to meet the boss at 8 o’clock sharp.

(As she went upstairs, Saravuth decided to clean the
mess. When he was done he realized it was 7:30 and she
is still not down yet. He decided to go upstairs and
called her, he knocked on her door.)

Saravuth: Sunisa, it is 7:30 are you done yet?
Darling don’t spent too much time on your face when
you know the result won’t change much. Damn, why are
girls always like this?

Sunisa: (opens the door) Like what?
( He was memorized by her beauty, what makeup he said
to himself, this girl hardly has anything on her face
and she looked this beautiful) I asked, like what
Saravuth?

Saravuth: Oh i was just talking to myself!

Sunisa: Yeah, you better shoot!

(Both walked downstairs together and Sunisa noticed
the apartment was completely clean.)

Sunisa: So, did you called someone to clean this up?
Well thanks anyways!

Saravuth: No girl, i did this all by myself, i am not
like you, i don’t live like a pig!

Sunisa: (angry) I told you, i am not a messy
person!!!!!

Saravuth: Ok, Ok (Laughing) my bad.

(Both drove to the office)

The boss: What took you so long?

Saravuth: I’ll tell you the story, Sunisa got robbed
and she took her time getting ready and this is the
result. ( Saravuth made a face, but he knew she looked
hott)

The boss: Sunisa, come close. ( She came close and he
looked at her face) Maybe you can use some more makeup
on your face.

Sunisa: (smiled) I look better then your wife, so
don’t start hating!

The boss: Anyways! I am going on a trip with my wife,
but you two still have a mission. ( He handed them an
envelope that read “ Special Operation, Love”) After
you read this, i want you to burn it. So go home and
read it. Good luck on this mission (he smiled).

(At 9:00 that morning, the boss and his wife left on
their trip, no one knew where they were going or when
they will return. As Saravuth and Sunisa was reading
the files, both were shock, and wanted nothing to do
with the mission. Both drove to the office and wanted
to see the boss. But they both learned from his
secretary he left right after they left. )

Saravuth: I will never, i mean never want you as a
wife or go on this mission as your husband.

Sunisa: Like wise, it would be a disgrace to all
women, if i went on this mission as your wife.

Secretary: Excuse me, The boss left both of you a
message. Here is your message sir, and mam this is
yours.

(To Saravuth: You wanted to be challenged, so prove to
me your not just hating on all girls because one girl
did you wrong.)
(To Sunisa: I just hope you don’t put Saravuth in
early retirement.)

( After they read the message both had a change of
mind)

Saravuth: (Saravuth looking the other way trying to
play it cool) So, i’ ll pick you up tomorrow. Pack
your stuff and be ready, aight!

Sunisa: (Sunisa also wanted to play it cool) aight,
but what time?

Saravuth: Do you know what time it opens?

Sunisa: umm, hmm i think it opens at 7am

Saravuth: AIght, I’ll pick you up at 7.

Sunisa: AIght, thats cool.

(Both went their ways)

(Saravuth arrives the next morning, seeing Sunisa
packed and ready. He helps her load her baggage and
drove off together without saying a word. As he was
driving, Sunisa spoke)

Sunisa: Wait, i change my mind, i don’t want to go
get a marriage license.

(Saravuth stops the car, looked straight ahead and
didn’t say a word, he listen to what she had to say)

Sunisa: I have a boyfriend, i can’t do this to him
and i know he will disapprove.

Saravuth: He has to understand, it is part of your
job. If Monton can’t separate you from your job, then
he is not fit to be an agent he is now.

(Sunisa looked at Saravuth)

Sunisa: How do you know Monton is my boyfriend? No
one knows!

Saravuth: (he looked at Sunisa) He and i used to be
partners.

Sunisa: Really?

Saravuth: (nodded his head) yeah!

Sunisa: How come your not partners now?

Saravuth: (looked away) I don’t want to talk about
it.

(Sunisa knew something seriously happened between the
two)

Saravuth: So, do you still want to continue with this
mission or should we turn this mission in, incomplete?

(Sunisa didn’t know what happened between the two but
she wanted to find out, because Monton and herself
never told anyone they are together, but why did
Monton tell this guy? She asked herself. The only way
she could find out is go on this mission with her
boyfriend ex partner)

Sunisa: let’s go!

Saravuth: Go, where?

Sunisa: Where else, go get our marriage license.
Duh! ( She smiled and he smiled back)

(Hours later, they were officially married. An agent
walked up to them and handed them an envelope.
Saravuth opens it and read it in the car aloud.)

Saravuth: Now that your married, you are a couple who
is going on a honeymoon to Wang Wari.

Sunisa: Wang Wari, hmm whats so special about that
place?

Saravuth: I don’t know. Wait, there is more.

Sunisa: Well, read it then.

Saravuth: It is the background of Wang Wari. Wang
Wari is owned by Khon Padon and his wife Reesa. It
used to be a private island and 3 women were murder by
khon Padon sister. It is now open to the public, and
there were reports of some copy cats attempted
murderer. The attacker only attacks a happily married
couple. Padon and his wife were victims but managed to
escaped. Your job is to lure the attacker out, and
find out who it is. You must act like a happily
married couple, where ever you can be seen. The owner
of the island knows that there would be agents
undercover, but he won’t know its you. Your
destination is Wang Wari be there before 7pm, today.
Good Luck!

Sunisa: It is only 10 o’clock, lets drop by the mall,
i need to pick up some outfits.

Saravuth: Ok, but how long are you going to take,
because i know girls stay for hours in the mall, all i
have to say is we got to be at Wang Wari before 7.

Sunisa: Stop nagging, i promise, i won’t take a long
time.

(They arrived at the closes mall, and Sunisa spent her
time shopping. Saravuth followed her, like other guys
he stood there and asked)

Saravuth: Are you done yet? (with his eyes browse up)

Sunisa: No, i am not done, i ll tell you when i am
done. Why don’t you go somewhere, like a book store,
coffee shop or something because its going to take
some time.

(Saravuth decided to go to the book store, he looked
around and spotted a book written by Reesa about Wang
Wari. He thought it was interesting so he purchased
the book. He sat and read it in a coffee shop, while
Sunisa was still shopping)

Sunisa: hmm, where did he go? ( As she was walking,
she spotted a shop called Newly Wed and started to
laugh. She went in and checked it out, She liked what
she saw and purchases some of the stuff for Saravuth
and herself)

(Saravuth came looking for her at the first shop, but
she wasn’t there. So he decided to wait for her there.
30 mins later she showed up, he look angry but she
smiled)

Saravuth: (with a nagging voice) where were you, you
took so long.

Sunisa: Ok, ok, i am done now, lets go. It is only 2
o’clock.

(They drove off, and as he was driving Sunisa told
him)

Sunisa: hey, i bought you this outfit, and i want you
to wear it before we get to Wari. Ok?

Saravuth: What, no!

Sunisa: (she had the puppy look on her face) come on!

Saravuth: (he fell for it) Ok!

Sunisa: Wait until we get near Wari Resort first,
then you can change. (giggling)

(Hours later they were almost near Wari Resort, so
Saravuth decided to change at a gas station. As Sunisa
handed him the bag he looked at it.)

Saravuth: What is this? Are you crazy? I ain’t
wearing this gay shiet!

Sunisa: What, that ain’t gay. You promised already so
change into it, NOW!

Saravuth: Hell no.

(Sunisa got off the car and grab his hand and pull him
into the mens restroom, no one was in there, and she
was standing behind the door. )

Sunisa: (loud voice) Hurry up put it on.

Saravuth: But.....

Sunisa: But nothing, don’t make me go in there and
change it for you.

Saravuth: It doesn’t fit.

Sunisa: Then make it fit or else. (giggling)

Saravuth: Damn!

(As Saravuth was changing, Sunisa also change her
outfit in the mens room. She was wearing a pick sun
dress, and Saravuth was wearing pink short and a tight
ass shirt to match.)

(When he got out he couldn’t walk because it was too
tight. Sunisa wanted to giggle but she didn’t)

Sunisa: Now, come on, lets go!

Saravuth: I hate pink.

Sunisa: I love pink.

Saravuth: Thats because you look good in pink, and
its a nice dress.

Sunisa: Are you jealous of my dress, do you want to
wear it? We can switch outfit, if you want?

Saravuth: Hell no.

Sunisa: Then shut up and go.

(When he came out of the restroom, everyone was
starring at him, and he wanted to run back in the
restroom to change but Sunisa grab his hand before he
tried too)

(They drove off, Saravuth was driving and felted
uncomfortable, because the pant was tight)

(When they got to Wari Resort, both knew their
operation begins. They got off the car holding each
other hands, and headed to the receptionist desk)

Saravuth: I look like an idiot.

Sunisa: Shush, we look like a couple.

Saravuth: Yeah, a wack couple.

Sunisa: Would you be quiet. Hello, can i get on today
boat to Wang Wari?

Receptionist: hmm, let me check.

Sunisa: (with a soft voice) would you quit moving
around. Damn.

Saravuth: (looked like he couldn’t breath)
Everything is tight, i am not a size small, i am a
size large.

Sunisa: Don’t try to boost your sizes up, you look
like a small to me (smiling)

Saravuth: I’ ll show you how small i am when we get
our room.

(Sunisa punched him on the shoulder)

Receptionist: Ok mam, you can catch the 6 o’clock
boat. How would you want to pay for this trip?

Sunisa: Credit Card (smiling then looking at
Saravuth).

( He reached in his pocket, but his wallet wouldn’t
come out)

Sunisa: Hurry up dear.

Saravuth: My wallet is stuck, and my pants is hella
tight. Help me darling.

Sunisa: (reached in and pulled it hard until it came
out) here!

(Saravuth gave her the Credit Card, and she swiped it
and gave it back. Sunisa noticed a picture of a girl
hidding behind another picture, but she pretended she
didnt see it, as he tried to push it back in)

Sunisa: Thank you!

Saravuth: I am hungry, lets go eat. ( he grabs her and
pulled her to a table)

Sunisa: You take that side, and i ll sit here.

( Sunisa sat but Saravuth was still standing)

Sunisa: Do you want to eat or what?

(Saravuth took a deep breath before he sat)

Saravuth: Damn, i can’t sit.

Sunisa: Why don’t you unzip your pants a little.

(Saravuth did what Sunisa said and they ate and forgot
about the time)

Saravuth: Shoot!

Sunisa: What?

Saravuth: The boat is leaving in 7 mins.( Saravuth
paid for the meals, and called the bell boy to grab
there belongings to the boat.)

Sunisa: Wait, we are here!

(Saravuth and Sunisa huffing and puffing, but together
they laughed and so did alot of other peoples who was
laughing with them)

Saravuth: What are they laughing at, Dear?

Sunisa: I don’t know, just smile back at them.

(Both did that and still they were starring, but
mainly at Saravuth. So Sunisa looked at Saravuth from
top to bottom, and started laughing, too)

Saravuth: What? (he pulled her arm)

Sunisa: Saravuth 1,2,3,4,5,6...............

Saravuth: what? (as he got embarrassed)

Sunisa: Your flyer is open. (laughing)

( Saravuth was humiliated)

Saravuth: (whispering in her ear) I am going to get
you.

(She sticked her tongue at him and he just looked at
her and laugh)

Sunisa: Ok, lets go grab a seat (smiling and
laughing)

Saravuth: No, i’ ll stand instead.

Sunisa: Ok, but i am going to sit.

Saravuth: ( he grabs her arm) no your not, your
standing here with me ( he smiles and wraps his arms
around her and whispered in her ear) you are warm,
darling.

(Sunisa was angry because she couldn’t bite him off,
but she didn’t want the people on this boat to be
suspicious of them not being happily married couple.
Through the whole boat ride, Saravuth wrapped his arms
around her until they got to Wang Wari)

Sunisa: You can let go now. (frowned)

(He let her go, and they were personally greeted by
Wang Wari owner Khon Padon and his wife Reesa)

Padon: I would like to welcome all of you to Wang
Wari (smiling with his handsome face, even Sunisa was
sprung by him)

Sunisa: (whispering to Saravuth) Damn, he is
handsome, his wife is lucky.

Reesa: All of you will be led to your room, and we
will meet at dinner. (stared at Saravuth outfit, and
laughed in front of his face) I am sorry(smiling)

Saravuth: My wifey over here, made me wear it.

Reesa: Aww, that is so cute.

Sunisa: I know, see darling, their is your first
compliment of the day. (giggling)

(Saravuth and Sunisa was led to their room and tipped
the bell boy)

Sunisa: Oh my god, come over to the balcony Saravuth,
and take a look at this view. I can do anything here.

Saravuth: (walks over) Do anything, right?

..........TO BE CONTINUED ....